Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Mocks Conservative Columnist Who Called for Girl Scout Cookie Boycott Because AOC Used to Be a Girl Scout

This week a pearl-clutching column this week by WingNutDaily columnist Jane Chastain called for a boycott of Girl Scout Cookies because Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) was once a Girl Scout.

In the column, Chastain attacks the GS for “purging their materials of all positive references to homemakers”

Screeches Chastain: “Today, God in the Girl Scout promise has an asterisk, meaning the great I AM and His moral absolutes can be replaced by anything, including oneself.”

“Country, also, has taken a backseat,” Chastain added. “The emphasis is on global citizenship, which is fine unless you stop to consider that most of the world is not free and the world’s values are often at odds with our own.”

After explaining that International Women’s Day was born out of socialism and communism, Chastain concludes: “So before you decide to embrace an International Women’s Day celebration or buy the cookies, ask yourself, ‘Will the country be better off with more representatives like the young socialist Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez?’ If not, it’s a good time to start your diet.”

AOC’s response: “I’ll take 10” boxes.

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Savvy Girl Scout Markets ‘Momoas’ Fusing Samoas with Jason Momoa

“Charlotte Holmberg knows that the only way to make a $4 box of cookies seem less like an impulse buy and more an URGENT NECESSITY is to paste a photo of Jason Momoa on the side of it. (We’ll admit that she was clever to put his unauthorized likeness on purple boxes of Samoas— get it?—although her punny thirst trap doesn’t work in the parts of the country where Scouts call the same cookies Caramel deLites),” according to KUSA.

The fact that Colorado allows recreational marijuana gives them a steady supply of hungry customers.

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